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Headlines found today on The Onion ...

Teen Drowns Right In Middle Of Grief Counselor's First Date In Two Years

ANKENY, IA—Maggie Hendrick admits that she blames David Schiller's parents for the death of her evening.

New Titanic Film Told From Iceberg's Point Of View

LOS ANGELES—Director James Cameron told Variety yesterday of his intentions to write and direct the Academy Award–winning...

New Sealy Mattress Recreates Feeling Of Falling Asleep On Bus

TRINITY, NC—Sealy, the company known for providing innovative sleep technology with its Posturepedic, TrueForm, and SpringFree mattresses,...