Just how bad are the Packers?

Sent to me by a co-worker ...

Q. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PACKERS AND THE TALIBAN?
A. THE TALIBAN HAS A RUNNING GAME.

Q. WHAT DO THE PACKERS AND BILLY GRAHAM HAVE IN COMMON?
A. THEY BOTH CAN MAKE 70,000 PEOPLE STAND UP AND YELL "JESUS CHRIST."

Q. HOW DO YOU KEEP A PACKERS PLAYER OUT OF YOUR YARD?
A. PUT UP A GOAL POST.

Q. WHERE DO YOU GO IN GREEN BAY IN CASE OF A TORNADO?
A. LAMBEAU FIELD, THEY NEVER GET A TOUCHDOWN THERE.

Q. WHY DOESNT RHINELANDER HAVE A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM?
A. BECAUSE THEN GREEN BAY WOULD WANT ONE.

Q. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE PACKERS AND A DOLLAR BILL?
A. YOU CAN STILL GET FOUR QUARTERS OUT OF A DOLLAR BILL.

Q. WHAT DO THE PACKERS AND POSSUMS HAVE IN COMMON?
A. BOTH PLAY DEAD AT HOME AND GET KILLED ON THE ROAD.

Q. WHAT DO YOU CALL 47 PEOPLE SITTING AROUND A TV WATCHING THE SUPERBOWL?
A. THE GREEN BAY PACKERS.